Petty Pairing™ Score
We cross-reference your most toxic traits with theirs to predict how fast your group chat screenshots will blow up.
Finally, a place for gloriously grumpy romantics
Find someone who loves you enough to mock you daily.
Our patented Petty Pairing™ algorithm matches you with people who roll their eyes at the same things you do.
100% drama. 0% small talk.
Why mean is the new green flag
We built an entire dating platform around the art of the expertly crafted burn. If your flirting style involves sarcasm, glorious shade, and not replying for three hours, you're home.
Red Flag Bingo
See the red flags you both ignore in record time. When you match, the app confetti is just warning signs.
Instant Clapback Prompts
We provide icebreakers guaranteed to sting just enough to keep them interested and slightly concerned.
Mutual Nemesis Finder
Bond instantly over shared vendettas, rival coffee shop baristas, and people who text "k."
How it works
Tell us what you hate
Answer questions about the people, places, and foods that personally offended you in 2024.
Match with mutual menace
We match you with people who also act smug at trivia nights and correct grammar in text threads.
Schedule a sarcastic meetup
We supply the icebreakers, you supply the brow raise. Practice your deadpan before you arrive.
Testimonials from the chronically unimpressed
"We matched over a shared hatred of brunch culture. We now spend Sundays roasting strangers' outfits together."
— Alex & Jordan
"He corrected my typo before our first date. I knew I'd met the one I could argue with forever."
— Priya
"The Mutual Nemesis Finder paired me with someone who also despises our office group chat. Wedding invites pending."
— Morgan
Featured Mean People of the Week
They didn't come here to make friends. They came here to win arguments.
Claudia "Caps Lock" Cruz
"If you use lol unironically, I'm ghosting you before you finish typing."
Grant The Grudge
"I never forget birthdays, betrayals, or who stole my stapler in 2011."
Samira "Receipt Keeper" Lee
"I have screenshots, backups, and the pettiness to use them."
Milo Microaggression
"My love language is a perfectly timed sigh."
Parker Eye-Roll
"I only date people who can keep up with my sarcasm cardio."
Avery "Agenda 2.0" Jones
"I plan our date, the argument, and the apology tour."
FAQ (Frequently Asked Quips)
Is everyone here actually mean?
Yes, but like... in a charming, emotionally aware way. We celebrate cathartic honesty, not cruelty.
What if I accidentally meet someone nice?
Our moderators monitor for excessive positivity. If detected, we gently suggest a more mainstream app.
Is there a free version?
Absolutely. Premium just unlocks longer message drafts and the ability to send multi-paragraph takedowns.
Can I bring my group chat?
Please do. Every membership comes with a private channel to workshop comebacks and rehearse side-eyes.
Your future roast partner is waiting
Join thousands of unapologetically blunt singles proving that a little chaos really is romantic.
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